VOLUME 1 : HELLO!
Usually published on the first Sunday of every month.
WELCOME TO THE MOST POINTLESS 10 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY!
What’s wrong with you? Oh wait, I know, you have questions. Well, I have answers. You might not like them, but that’s your problem, not mine. Actually, it is sort of my problem, but that’s my problem, not yours.
Feel free to write in and tell me your life story. Be sure to add in all of the important details like which way you hang your toilet paper rolls and if you’ve ever been abducted by aliens. A wise man once told me that aliens only show themselves to the most special of people, and we’re all special here. Also, you’re walking kind of funny.
CAFE DOODLES FROM BEERS GONE BY
There was a time when I wandered the world in search of the perfect cafe to draw in. This quest frequently led me to trashy bars where I would get drunk and doodle. The good thing about this is that drunk people would think the drawings were great and then buy them off me, which would in turn pay for more drinks. This, I found, was a very effective way to find the perfect cafe to draw in.
PHILOSOPHICAL PONDERING OF THE MONTH
CHICKEN OF THE MONTH
Cheap stinky dollar store black markers and very potent liquid paper. That’s how this was made. Actually I don’t even remember drawing this.
GUY WITH A BEARD
This sent me down a terrible rabbit hole of researching the origin of “beaver” to refer to women’s genitals. I do not recommend doing this. It is a journey that bears no fruit, only terrible visuals, like this one:
COLLABORATION OF THE MONTH
Collaborating with a nine-year-old girl is a slap-in-the-face opportunity to learn about hard lessons in life.
“BEGIN AT THE BEGINNING, AND GO ON TIL YOU COME TO THE END: THEN STOP” - Alice in Wonderland
Looks like it’s time to stop. Don’t cry. Pour yourself a nice cup of tea and hopefully you’ll see me again soon. Or not. Now quit stalling, drink your tea.
