Welcome to The Devil Didn't Make Me Do It, A Monthly Publication!
Art & commentary on the world that you didn't ask for. Eggheadism till the cows don't come home.
Hello there. You must be lost.
I mean that in the metaphorical sense. Assuming you're human, of course. We’re all lost.
Luck, like gooey slime from the jowls of a large, frantic dog, has soaked you to the bone. Fear not. You’ve stumbled upon exactly what you need: a healthy overdose of Eggheadism.
EGGHEADISM
Transcendental nonsensicalness.
Philosophical deformity.
Intellectual irritable bowel syndrome brought on by overthinking.
Meaning, applied where none was requested.
A sure-fire way to tip the canoe, if the canoe was the universe, life, and everything.
THE DEVIL DIDN’T MAKE ME DO IT
A newsletter. A symptom. A minor act of retaliation.
Something to provide me a little entertainment and, more importantly, to keep me sane.
Born out of the Eggheadist condition, DDMMDI is a monthly newsletter that takes one random topic and ruins it for you properly.
Love. Coffee. The bird. Nostalgia. Digestion. That feeling you have that your existence is fleeting. Your grandma’s cooking. Nothing is safe. It applies unnecessary thought to things that were doing just fine without it.
The tone is dry. The humour is off. There will be drawings, but they won’t help.
Look for new issues on the second Sunday of every month. From my brain, to your inbox, to your brain. Apologies in advance. You should probably see a shrink.
Buy An Artist A Drink?
Being so clever and cynical consumes a lot of brainpower, and brainpower requires fuel, and fuel costs money. Also, I’ve always wanted to buy a submarine. Here are some subscription options if you’d like to help buy an artist a drink:
Drop Kick: FREE!
Nothing like a swift kick in the ass.
Broadsword: $5/monthly subscription
Maybe some bonus stuff but I’m not really sure what. You’ll probably regret this.
Laser Blaster: $50 yearly subscription
Yes, that's a laser blaster in my pocket, but I’m not sure if I’m happy to see you. Same as the monthly subscription except you save a few bucks.
Battle Station: $150 founding member
A true connoisseur! You have my deepest gratitude. When aliens arrive to blow us up (the sooner the better), I will attempt to negotiate safe passage on their vessel for you.